http://www.upublish.info/Category/Humor/20 Humor articles from U Publish Articles Rss Follow Up Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:42:01 -0400 What saved me were the string of polite, knowledgeable employees that despite the absurdity of the systems they were working under, were able to work around that and get my problem solved. http://www.upublish.info/Article/Technical-Troubleshooting-at-ATT-Yahoo-for-Fun--Profit-and-Sheer-Adventure/138652 Thu, 22 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Technical-Troubleshooting-at-ATT-Yahoo-for-Fun--Profit-and-Sheer-Adventure/138652 Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. http://www.upublish.info/Article/Comedy-and-Comedians/134329 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Comedy-and-Comedians/134329 Face painting is of great fun and importance to the painter as well as the person whose face is to be painted. As you start giving vent to your sentiments, you see a wonderful image of great influence being born on the face you are painting. http://www.upublish.info/Article/Face-Painting/133825 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Face-Painting/133825 Geordie was sitting in the club nursing a pint of Fed Special and staring moodily out of the window at the rain when his mate Dave arrived. Bloody rain, said Dave as he shrugged out of his jacket and hung it on the back of the chair. http://www.upublish.info/Article/I-Want/128333 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/I-Want/128333 Have you ever noticed that the really funny stuffs that you can see on the really funny aprons out there are usually one-liners? http://www.upublish.info/Article/One-Liners-Make-for-Really-Funny-Stuff-to-Put-on-Funny-Aprons/127212 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/One-Liners-Make-for-Really-Funny-Stuff-to-Put-on-Funny-Aprons/127212 Have you ever noticed that some really good chefs seem to just keep getting better at what they do over time? http://www.upublish.info/Article/Like-Funny-Aprons-are-like-Chefs-who-Never-Retire/127211 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Like-Funny-Aprons-are-like-Chefs-who-Never-Retire/127211 How do you make aprons into funny aprons? Well, first of all, you need to know who likes aprons in the first place. http://www.upublish.info/Article/Funny-Aprons-for-your-Day-s-Fun/127210 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Funny-Aprons-for-your-Day-s-Fun/127210 We think we have it bad until we see someone that has it really bad... http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Strange-Case-of-Dr--Pietro-d-Abano-or-Things-Really-Could-Be-Much-Worse/126950 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Strange-Case-of-Dr--Pietro-d-Abano-or-Things-Really-Could-Be-Much-Worse/126950 Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail? http://www.upublish.info/Article/Can-the-New-Techies-Manage-and-Maintain-Their-Vast--Extended-Neural-Networks-/126949 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Can-the-New-Techies-Manage-and-Maintain-Their-Vast--Extended-Neural-Networks-/126949 As if there isn't enough to worry about already... http://www.upublish.info/Article/Civilized-Visualization-or-Worrying-About-Worrying-About-Having-the-Big-One/126947 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Civilized-Visualization-or-Worrying-About-Worrying-About-Having-the-Big-One/126947 Is there a limit as to just how far one can dumb down? http://www.upublish.info/Article/Dumber-by-Design--We-re-Feeble-Minded--What-s-Your-Excuse-/126865 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Dumber-by-Design--We-re-Feeble-Minded--What-s-Your-Excuse-/126865 A pig is a pig whether free range or otherwise. Bonding with a pig is like bonding with barbecue. http://www.upublish.info/Article/It-s-a-Pig-Thing--My-Very-Strange-and-Ongoing-Relationship-with-Pigs/124813 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/It-s-a-Pig-Thing--My-Very-Strange-and-Ongoing-Relationship-with-Pigs/124813 Non-dairy creamer proves that humans can fake themselves out with just about anything. http://www.upublish.info/Article/Why-Non-Dairy-Creamer-is-the-Greatest-Marketing-Coup-of-All-Time/124464 Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Why-Non-Dairy-Creamer-is-the-Greatest-Marketing-Coup-of-All-Time/124464 The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. http://www.upublish.info/Article/A-Very-Unlucky-Day/123858 Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/A-Very-Unlucky-Day/123858 By focusing on the silly needs of others we can often reap unexpected benefits. http://www.upublish.info/Article/How-to-Get-Free-Food-by-Effectively-Using-the-Halftime-Exit-Strategy/123563 Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/How-to-Get-Free-Food-by-Effectively-Using-the-Halftime-Exit-Strategy/123563 Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome. http://www.upublish.info/Article/-The-Dating-Manual-for-Old-Marrieds--is-a-Cognitive-Behavioral-Engineering-Helpdesk/123365 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/-The-Dating-Manual-for-Old-Marrieds--is-a-Cognitive-Behavioral-Engineering-Helpdesk/123365 Chinese worry balls work but neuroscientists don't know why. Marbles are much more portable and have been shown to be just as effective. http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Two-Marble-Stress-Reduction-Therapy-Plan-or--What-Me-Worry--/123212 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Two-Marble-Stress-Reduction-Therapy-Plan-or--What-Me-Worry--/123212 At my age I thought I'd seen it all But, after living in Thailand for a year I gave thanks to my mother for seeing that I was potty-trained in the good ole' U http://www.upublish.info/Article/Squat-Toilets-Are-Not-Meant-For-Women-Over-30-/122220 Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Squat-Toilets-Are-Not-Meant-For-Women-Over-30-/122220 My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts Its unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding http://www.upublish.info/Article/Call-Of-The-Mall--The-Seasons-Of-Shopping/118739 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Call-Of-The-Mall--The-Seasons-Of-Shopping/118739 When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock. http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Dynamics-and-Finer-Points-of-Sleeping-in-a-Yucatecan-Hammock/118660 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Dynamics-and-Finer-Points-of-Sleeping-in-a-Yucatecan-Hammock/118660 Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right? http://www.upublish.info/Article/Where-is-that-Mycroft-Holmes-When-We-Really-Need-Him-/118442 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Where-is-that-Mycroft-Holmes-When-We-Really-Need-Him-/118442 These are taken from one of my three favorite comedians "Life With Woody" Mr.Woody Allen and his 10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself and your life. http://www.upublish.info/Article/Laugh-you-way-Silly/118215 Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Laugh-you-way-Silly/118215 When you watch The Mighty Boosh for the first time you have no doubt in your mind that you like it, the first thing that springs to mind is how do I tell my friends about this without sounding weird, this is because they create such a creative and abstract reality that it will have you transfixed with ... http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Mighty-Boosh-Comedy-Review---A-Journey-Through-Time-And-Space/117702 Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/The-Mighty-Boosh-Comedy-Review---A-Journey-Through-Time-And-Space/117702 Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. http://www.upublish.info/Article/-Criminal--Treesitters-Winning-War-of-Nerves-Against-Weenie-UCSC-Administrators/116885 Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/-Criminal--Treesitters-Winning-War-of-Nerves-Against-Weenie-UCSC-Administrators/116885 We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? http://www.upublish.info/Article/Amoebic-Dysentery---Nature-s-Foolproof-Crash-Diet-Plan-for-the-New-Emaciated-Look/116529 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.upublish.info/Article/Amoebic-Dysentery---Nature-s-Foolproof-Crash-Diet-Plan-for-the-New-Emaciated-Look/116529