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Articles in Home | Arts And Humanities | Humor articles Title|Newest|Oldest 'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators  By : Jack Deal Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. 'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk  By : Jack Deal Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome. 14 Funny Robin Williams Quotes To Celebrate His Birthday  By : Noel Jameson If someone were looking for the funniest quotes in the world, they'd find what they were looking for in Robin Williams quotes. The man isn't just funny -- he personifies the charisma that can get a crowd rolling in the aisles. This month let's celebrate the great Robin Williams' birthday with these 14 hilarious Robin Williams quotes. 15 Funny Quotes To Celebrate Joke Day  By : Noel Jameson This month we're going to celebrate Joke Day, so why not share a few funny quotes with your friends! Laughter can lighten even the worst of days and some good humor can wash away worries and stress. Jumpstart Joke Day with these 15 funny quotes. 16 Funny Quotes to Celebrate National Smile Week  By : Noel Jameson If you're in the mood for laughter and funny quotes, I've got some good news for you. We're getting ready to celebrate National Smile Week and the funny quotes are flowing. It's fun, humor, laughter and smiles for everyone. If these 16 funny quotes don't have you smiling in the end, nothing will. 18 Similarities Between Women and Computers  By : Reider, Jack Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how. 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe  By : Jack Deal Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe. A Christmas Of Good Intentions  By : TimKnox Christmas is that time of the year when we all rejoice and celebrate. However, along with Christmas comes a chore that is troublesome to some people - "shopping". This article relates just one such trip to avoid doing last minute shopping by going for it a full week in advance. A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor  By : Bedrich Omacka April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. A funny joke for entertainment  By : Amelie Gam They keep telling me I am not funny. So I get confused because, as I grew up, my mother always told me how funny and intelligent I was. She said I was the smartest kid on the block, but now things look different. People say I’m always serious, never funny. I think I’m sometimes frightening them with my stiffness. Of course I don’t enjoy the “funny” remarks people make about my life when they say in such cute turns of phrase that I am a loser… I never get all those jokes about my bad haircut and about my ugly dog. I am not funny, my friends say. A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes  By : San Diego Lawyer Lawyer Jokes A Page From Betty Crocker's Cookbook  By : Godspenman Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had a nagging element to it. A Silent Night — Not At My House  By : Godspenman People say, as they get older their hearing is not what it used to be. I have found this to be true for myself. The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, the more I hear noises in the middle of the night. Noises, I might add, that I have never heard before. A Tribute To The Few Who Sacrificed For The Many  By : Godspenman America has successfully celebrated another Independence Day. I could be corrected in my calculation, but I believe every American celebrated this great holiday in some fashion, with barbecues aplenty along with many firework displays. All government offices, banks and many businesses were closed in observance of this holiday. A Very Unlucky Day  By : Buboy Francisco The bike was left in a security guard , stolen, and eventually returned after 2 months. Advice to King Dave of the Isle of Man  By : Louis Rosas-Guyon III Maryland business man David Howe is crowned the King of the Isle of Man with the consent of the Queen of England. Since it might be tough for an American to navigate Royal Politics, I hereby offer my advice for how he should stamp out the traitors that would deny him his Soverign Rights. All The President's Women  By : TimKnox How does the nation take the allegations against President Bill Clinton? There have been national surveys and forecasts by amateurs and pundits alike. Here is an analysis of the whole episode as well as some advice for the President. American Independence - The True Story  By : Roy Thomsitt It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on the floor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century equivalent of Game Boy: a model soldier with a rifle sat on a model elephant, shooting at a model tiger two planks of wood away. Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look  By : Jack Deal We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? Armadillo On The Half Shell  By : TimKnox The origins of the human food menu is certainly a mystery that is yet unsolved. However, it seems that some amendments are certainly being made in these dietary standards today! Baby Boomers Moderate Exercise; Notice Scarcity Of Seniors In Marathons  By : Tom Attea Baby boomers, who exercise more than any generation before them, have been flocking to orthopedic surgeons to tend to their aching tendons and joints. As news of the growing need for surgical intervention spread, a number of boomers have found the willpower to moderate the intensity of their workout routines. Personal experience has also confirmed the wisdom of moderation. For example, one inveterate marathoner was shocked by the surprising perception that there were no... Bathroom Palacial  By : John Sammon Bathrooms are a place of quiet refuge to me. Beanie Babies Anonymous  By : TimKnox The Beanie Babies syndrome has really caught on with no end in sight. Read on to see some of the effects of this mania and some tips on how to cure it. Beer, Beamers and Born-Agains  By : Leslie Fieger The health benefits of drinking beer in the back seat of a BMW. Beyond Black and White  By : Leslie Fieger A coffee break is an existential experience. Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout Too Dark For Video  By : Tom Attea Apparently, unable to contain his enthusiasm for bumming out the relatively nice and unsuspecting folks who make up much of the Western World, the misinformed medievalist has released another drearily threatening audiotape. Since the combined political, military, and intelligence resources of the civilized world cannot locate the potato head, we suggest the audiotape be taken as an opportunity to arrest him. Here's how. Somebody buys the resourceful recluse a video camera ... Blood Sucking Critters  By : Andrew Impey Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers Boycott Chinese and Buy Mexican  By : Jack Deal Better to buy from friends and neighbors than from those that poison us and even their own. Butch  By : Paul Freynet Dear old Gravelbourg, Saskatchewan is celebrating its 100th anniversary this summer and hearing from some people there has brought back a few memories. This one’s from 1965. Call Of The Mall--The Seasons Of Shopping  By : John Penberthy My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts It’s unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding Can the New Techies Manage and Maintain Their Vast, Extended Neural Networks?  By : Jack Deal Devices and gadgets have extended the brain's neural network to outside the cranium. What happens when these devices fail? Cashing the Czech  By : J Square Humboldt Virtually every captain of industry is a stickler for detail. That should have been the first clue that the late Robert "Cap'n Bob" Maxwell wasn't qualified for the title, even though he thought he was. An innocuous incident occurred in the mid-80s that underscored this point, and in the process, symbolized why the demise of his fraudulent publishing empire was inevitable. Chicago Comedy and Improv Clubs  By : Jessica Kliethermes Chicago's comedy and improv clubs are nationally known for giving the world some of its greatest comedians. Actors such as John Belushi and Bill Murray along with today's Mike Meyers and Tina Fey have all honed their skills in the clubs of Chicago. Chicago offers so many different styles and settings of comedy that clubs can be found geared towards young and old alike. Chicken Rearing 101 - How Not to Raise Poultry  By : Nola L. Kelsey Caution! Poultry parenthood is not all it’s cracked up to be. Are you considering becoming a backyard egg farmer? Chicken Rearing 101 examines the humorous, yet, brutally harsh realities of life as a small time chick wrangler. Christmas Spirits  By : Leslie Fieger The spirit of christmas is ofetn a ghost of seasons past and not present. Civilized Visualization or Worrying About Worrying About Having the Big One  By : Jack Deal As if there isn't enough to worry about already... Comedy and Comedians  By : Rodger Jackman Funny business inc specialize in Clean corporate comedy, and have been filling venues with laughter for over 30 years. Funny Business Inc. has been Canada's largest talent agency and exclusive representative of Yuk Yuk's On Tour from Western to Eastern Canada. Company Markets Coffee-Flavored Condoms in Ethiopia  By : Ken Brower-10301 In a recent study performed in Ethiopia, close to a million people were tested for HIV. Of those million subjects, over seven percent tested positive for HIV. As grim as these statistics may sound, consider this: the previous year's study found over five percent of the subjects tested positive for HIV. That is a 26% increase within one year. In a country where the HIV/AIDS epidemic is at an all-time high and is home to ten percent of our world's HIV cases, there is a mad scramble to promote anything that will slow the sweeping epidemic. Compromised Positions  By : J Square Humboldt Words and sports often make strange bedfellows. This can even be evident when those in the game think they’re making sense. However, sense is one thing, context is another. Computer jokes can easily create laughter among the crowd  By : Rahul Roy Unlike the word “Computer”, jokes regarding it are also famous in the same ratio around the whole world. People like and enjoy reading and listening jokes about the equipment they use most of the time. Conversation In An Age Of Confusion  By : Tom AtteaNewsLaugh What do people talk about when they all believe different things and nobody is sure what the other person believes? Then you add to that the usual courtesy that most people don’t want to offend other people, especially when it comes to the topics people disagree about with the most intensity, such as politics and religion, which all but the most foolhardy consider way off limits, at least, in what is referred to as polite conversation. Actually, the silence of the times... Couch Potato Success Factors  By : Peter Murphy A short humourous piece of what couch potato success entails. Cupid Quotient  By : Deanna Mascle Twelve multiple choice trivia questions about Valentine holiday history and tradition Dead to the World Man Walking  By : Godspenman One morning this week, I woke up with a black eye. How I got it still baffles me. I have my suspicions, of course, but some things are better left to themselves no matter how lonely they may get. Do Not Do This at Home  By : Doug Gorman Well ladies and gents, I have once again been humbled. This happened last Saturday. Please don't try this at home. My Father-in-law called and wanted to take our 5 year old to the carnival. I was going to take him, but my Father-in-law wanted my wife... Do You Feel Lucky?  By : Lance Murkin A comical article expressing inportance of looking at things in an optimistic way to help you reach your goals faster Dogs And Wigs....  By : steve j cowan Just when you though that life made sense, something always comes alng to change your mind..... Domestic Goddess? You Have To Be Kidding!!  By : Sharon Jacobsen A humorous look at the chaos that can grow out of something as simple as the household chores. Dumber by Design: We're Feeble-Minded, What's Your Excuse?  By : Jack Deal Is there a limit as to just how far one can dumb down? El Nino Made Me Do It!  By : TimKnox The changing climate certainly does pose a threat to our planet and eco-system. However, it also presents an opportunity for those who need to blame somethine [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]	Publish for Free Sign Up For Free Learn More Authors and Writers Submit Articles Submission Guidelines Link to Us Member Login U Publish Store Publishers Article RSS Feeds Link to Us Contact Us More Link to Us Privacy Policy Terms of Service Submission Guidelines Top Authors Popular Articles Article Aids We Recommend SubmitYourArticle iSnare Article Marketer Published.com Article Directories Word Count Utility Search U Publish by: Title Author Keyword

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