Great Beer Quotes - written by Dennis Visionaire

Great Beer Quotes

Whether they were presidents, actors, sports figures, writers, philosophers, artists, or TV and movie characters, just about everyone has had something to say about beer. Let's take a look at some great beer quotes.

He was a wise man who invented beer. -- Plato

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelmand#8232;and#8232;I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. ----W.C. Fields

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats

I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

Strong beer is the milk of the old. --Martin Lutherand#8232;
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatraand#8232;
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
--Abraham Lincoln

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. --Henry V. Shakespeareand#8232;
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as a drink.
--G.K. Chesterton
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.and#8232; --Dave Barry and#8232;and#8232;They who drink beer will think beer. --Washington Irving
and#8232;When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngmanand#8232;and#8232;You can never buy beer, you just rent it. --Archie Bunker

There's nothing like a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning --Homer Simpson

We're making the world a better place to drink: one beer at a time. - Joe Gural

Good ale will make a cat speak.--Old English proverb

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. --Henry Lawson

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them. --Queen Victoria

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

The government will fall that raises the price of beer. --Czech saying

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society,and#8232;except that which makes the road safer, the beer stronger,and#8232;the old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.and#8232;�� -- Irish novelist Brendan Behan